My wife and I go to see a lot of movies. I decided to try and encapsulate our thoughts on these movies here on Substack. You might notice that my wife, Mona, doesn’t like to write very much.

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Ajay: Yes, this movie is bad. But I would put this movie now in the category of so bad that it's good. They really have no clue when it comes to production value. The person with the clipboard that's supposed to keep track of inconsistencies was totally asleep at the wheel.

But let's be honest...that's not why you're watching this movie. Spider webs are thick and still up in the tunnel a character supposedly walked through? Who cares! SCORPION RIPPED HIS FACE OFF AND BREATHED FIRE! So satisfying, just like the game you played used to be. Worth watching again.

Mona: Hi-ya!! 👊🏼🥋🦎